Crisps You Could Play Tennis onPosted: April 23, 2013
The national dish of the Antisocial Republik of Kleptokratz is Big Crisps. Kleptokrans are extremely proud of the size of their crisps. As they point out; their crisps are bigger than other nations’ TOWELS. On special occasions they are even bigger – the RC‘s birthday brings with it crisps you can play tennis on.
This short video clip, which our contact smuggled out earlier this week, appears to be piece of feel-good government propaganda. A brash reminder to Kogs that while the crisps stay big, life is groovy.
We hope to one day get our hands on one of these crisps, although to be honest, it’s a lot to ask of Janet. Especially with her asthma.